Facts about life

Leo en digg, el que para mí es sin duda el mejor sitio web ahora mismo, un artículo titulado "10 things every adult should know". De las diez cosas, me quedo con dos, que copipego aquí para uso y disfrute de todos ustedes, y aprovecho para suscribirlas. Salud!

7- Creationism is bullshit. Seriously. A big magic guy in the clouds did not wiggle his fingers and create the earth in 6 days. Didn't fucking happen.
And I think anyone who professes to believe such a thing ought to be barred from political office. What if there was a religion claiming the world was flat, and the whole "round" thing was just an optical illusion created by God to test our faith? Would ANYONE be suggesting we teach it in schools? Would anyone vote for a politician who claimed to believe it?
For fuck's sake, people. It's 2008. We have fossils. We have carbon dating. Get a clue!

8- You have no right to be proud, unless you did it yourself. That goes for anything from racial pride to patriotism. Your race, gender and nationality are fucking accidents of birth.
Being proud of something you got stuck with when mamma squeezed you out is stupid. You have a right to be proud of your own personal accomplishments, and perhaps those of your children (if you were actually a good parent, and your kids didn't succeed by sheer bloody-mindedness alone). That's it.
Your parents fucked, Mom got knocked up, and ~9 months later, there you were. Race, gender and nationality handed to you out of some cosmic lottery machine.
Fuck your white pride, black pride, national pride, and all the horseshit that goes along with it.